Cindy McCain – Ropa Vieja (“old clothes”) – a shredded meat stew.
Huckabee – ham biscuits and peppermints with an iced tea.
Guiliani – A Sabrett hot dog with plenty of hot mustard, in other words, a New York City street dog.
Thomson – A ham and baloney hero sandwich, with American cheese and yellow mustard.
Kerry – Refried beans since the second time around he seems to have some heat.
Gore – if he was running again, an organic chef’s salad with oil-free dressing.
Hillary – a 16 oz New York Strip steak, rare, and a salad, dressing on the side, because she’s tough enough for red meat and still feminine.
Bill Clinton – a slice of humble pie and some barbeque.
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How about the squad that’s movin’ on out:
George Bush – Cotton candy. All puffed up, but take a bite, and there’s nothing but air.
Dick Cheney – Roast quail; be careful of the buckshot. Oh, never mind. It embedded itself in good old Harry Whittington’s flesh.
Wow, Don, you are seriously on a roll here. Thanks for linking…